So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
*logs in to tumblr*
mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time
I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!!
okay so august 5th was my monumentour concert in dallas right? okay so my stepdad drives this huge embarrassing van he calls big bertha, anyway we couldnt find the entrance to the venue and he went to the lot that said “vip parking” and i see the fucking tour buses!!! and so im like “lmao i dont think we’re supposed to be here” AND LITERALLY WHEN I WALK OUT OF THE VAN I WALK INTO DAVID BOYD FROM NEW POLITICS and im like HOLY SHIT HEY DAVID and he waves to me and so like im freaking out and this fucking golf cart almost runs over me and im like WOW WATCH OUT DOUCHE BAG but i see the BRIGHTEST fucking shit eating grin that is attached to mr pete wentz in the passenger seat telling a poor security guard to go faster (and joe is in the back seat smiling) and its followed by a MUCH slower cart with patrick and andy (i got to yell to them and andy actually waved to ME and said hi) thats how i was almost killed in a gold cart containing fall out boy.
Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.